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Merry fuckin' Christmas. Here's your goddamn gift.
Merry fuckin' Christmas. Here's your goddamn gift.
Hope you like the present.
I don't really give a shit.
Drivin' 'round the mall, lookin' for a parking space.
Two hours drivin' 'round the mall, lookin' for a parking space.
If someone cuts me off,
I'm gonna slap that bitch right in the face.
One stupid light bulb, the whole string goes out.
One stupid little light bulb, the whole string goes out.
No one knows which one,
So I say throw the whole tree out.
The Christmas cookies burned and the turkey is underdone.
The Christmas cookies burned and the turkey is underdone.
If you'd rather have McDonald's,
Get your ass up and get you some.
Merry fuckin' Christmas. Here's your Santa Claus.
Merry fuckin' Christmas. Here's your Santa Claus.
I've never liked this season.
I hate anyone who does.
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